October 17, 2009

School Girl Giggling Within...

V1 from the dynamic V duo has been attending a few hens nights lately. At the first hen night she was in charge of the entertainment, so asked me to help with the catering. After a few hilarious phone calls we decided to make a cake fashioned in the shape of a love tool. We settled on red velvet with cream cheese frosting, the red velvet is perfect for that dramatic effect after cutting into it. After the success of the first cake, she was asked to make another for an upcoming hen night. So we got busy again making the love trungeon cake.

The first cake was for Arlene. On this particular night my hand held mixer finally died during the frosting making. I was both a little sad and overjoyed. I finally had an excuse to get myself a brand new kitchenaid....woot!

So here are a couple of happy snaps of the first love wand.

A top view

A front view

A balls view

V1 sculpted the love stick from a picture we found on the net. Before this whole novelty cake thing I had no idea there were so many pictures of that nature on the Internet........did you buy that lie? For the hair we used chocolate flavored Persian fairy floss. It did an awesome job, and really looked authentic. Unfortunately overnight the fairy floss collapsed quite alot from the moister in the air. But I was told that it had the desired effect despite the flaccidness.

The second love tickler was for Thuy. On this occasion we decided to buy a cake tin and hopefully make our lives a little easier. By now we were total sculpting pros and had the easiest time putting it together, well it was easier, but with more skill comes more ambition right? So we decided to add a hand and some arty but descriptive bodily fluid.....eeewwww! We actually made the hand first, and didn't realise until later that it was a tad too small for the love muscle. V1 was on the ball and just said that the hand belonged to a petite Asian lady. hehehehehe.

So here are some happy snaps of the second love organ

T top view 1

T side view

T top view

I had so much fun making these two cakes. I don't think I've giggled so much in such a short period of time. So many obvious jokes, oh so many...uncountable. My absolute favourite was from V2 who suggested we should go on Masterchef as contestants and present every dish we cook in the shape of a trouser snake. I'd love to see Matt Preston dig into that while wearing his cravats!

Congratulations to Arlene & Anh, and Thuy & Cuong, may you're wedded life be long and joyful....a bit like a love flute...sorry I had to do it! And as a visual parting gift, I give you Romeo and a paper cutout.....I hope you can put two and two together.

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17 comments:

lex said...

nnaaaaasty -_- will never look at cake frosting the same way ever again

Vee - A Melbourne Munchkin. said...

So yummy yet so wrong...

Conor @ HoldtheBeef said...

Too funny. And gross. And yet now I feel like cake. Which makes me feel dirty.

Chanel11 said...

Takes balls to make a cake like that ;)

Belle@Ooh, Look said...

Ahem, I had to look twice to make sure it was what I thought it was! No wonder you spent so much time giggling!

Arwen from Hoglet K said...

Brilliant work - perfect for the hens night! I like the way you've made something funny that still tastes good. Nice touch with the fairy floss!

Leona @ pigged out said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this is GOLD! i showed this to my colleague at work who's a lesbian conversation when like this:

Me: I'm gonna make this for you
Bec: what is it a bum?
* long pause..
Bec: OMGGGGGGGGGGG EWWWWWWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWWWW

hahaha. Such a great idea i bet your friends loved it. I would love a cake like that its a good novelty

Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella said...

ROFLMAO! Oh my I had to show this to Mr NQN too! And you put hands too :P

A cupcake or two said...

This is sooooooo funny. You girls can make a killing from selling these cakes. Red Velvet with a cream cheese frosting thats just the perfect flavour. Cant stop laughing. eheheheh

FFichiban said...

LLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL great work!!!

Rilsta said...

Ewww... but so funny! What a novelty! Great work on the icing too. It looks like fondant, so how did you make it cream cheese?

Anita said...

OMG... it was a little awkward looking at those pics here at work. HAahahahahahaha - nice work!

neil said...

I dunno, just checked mine, your cake looks a little small to be life size!

spatulaspoonandsaturday said...

LOL loves it. i wish i had one for my hen's night.

Iron Chef Shellie said...

I think I just blushed whilst reading this at work!! HILARIOUS!

Agnes said...

I am speechless.








Hahaha!

3 hungry tummies said...

that's hilarious!!